† Update: Nov 23, 2005 †

Alright, we didn't get to film anything new since we last gave you the Aspire Finale, (we're sorry!), but we did throw together this little video for those of you who just can't fathom a week without us.  This is just before we painted the aspire.  We had to get all the mud washed off it before we got it done, so we decided to film it.  And here it is: The Carwash!


Carwash!  HIGH QUAL./LOW QUAL.

 Alright, till next time!  Don't forget to join up on our FORUMS!!! .  Peace!

~B.j.

 † Update: Nov 10, 2005 †

Hey B.I. fans!  Holy shit do we have a video for you this week!  It's got Action, Adventure, Airbags, and Very Unadvisable Driving Techniques!  It's awesome!  A little large though.  You'll be downloading almost 50 megs for the high quality version, (which we def. recommend!), and 20 megs for the low quality version.  (It Sucks!)  So kill a few minutes on the download and enjoy!  (full screen, sound LOUD!)  haha.  Enjoy!

    
Aspire Saga: Grand Finale!!!  HIGH QUAL./LOW QUAL.

 Enjoy the hell out of it people!  We'll be sittin' back waiting for your FAN PICS, (which can be emailed directly to BonerJones@gmail.com .  And join up on our FORUMS!!! .  We likes to talk!

~B.j.

 † Update: Oct. 22, 2005 †

Alright, so we were lazy shits this weekend and didn't get to film anything good.  We apologize.  Especially for what we through up to fill the void.  This was an idea we had a while back, that turned out to be too goddamn hard.

    
CLAYMATION!!  HIGH QUAL./HIGH QUAL.

So.  If you happen to be stoned, Enjoy!!!, if not, try to hold back the hate mail.  We're fragile...

In the mean time, even though I know my efforts are futile!!!  JOIN THE FUCKING  FORUMS!!!

We'll talk to you and everything.

~B.j.

 † Update: Oct. 16, 2005 †

Wow!  A new skit all ready?!  You're Damn Right!

This video was VIDEO TAPED this Saturday by Boner and Skidmarc and edited the same night.  Due to the lack of actors, we were forced to locate our evil twins and force them to perform.  But we're pretty sure they did alright.  But enough of my mindless babbling, watch the SKIT!

    
Chicken!  HIGH QUAL./HIGH QUAL.

 Now for the thousandth time, we DO have  FORUMS!!! so feel free to join up and get to know your pals at boredom-induced dot com.  Peace!

~B.j.

 † Update: Oct. 13, 2005 †

Hey We got a NEW SKIT for ya'll!  It was edited by Skidmarc, and it totally kicks ass!

    
The Trip!!  HIGH QUAL./HIGH QUAL.

Let us know what you think!!!

 Go to our  FORUMS!!! goddamnit!  I'm not giving you fuckers yet another REASON.  Just go!  Sign up!  Cure our boredom with lively conversation!  (please?)

~B.j.

 † Update: Oct. 5, 2005 †

Hey party people!  We're back with a fresh video for you.  This is Part One of "The Aspire Saga", entitled: "Tray Sleddin'!"  Don't worry though,  We're not being dragged behind a car like idiots as the title may imply.  We way too cool for that.

    
Tray Sleddin'!  HIGH QUAL./HIGH QUAL.         Marc gets Bored. HIGH QUALITY .wmv

The second video is a little gem Skidmarc produced one day when the internet was down and he was obviously bored.  It's Priceless!!!

 So enjoy the video and be sure to come make fun of us on our  FORUMS!!!. Also, thanks so much to all those who donated.  We managed to pay almost one-third of the car with YOUR monies!  Sweet!

~B.j.

 † Update: Sept. 25, 2005 †

Ok Everyone!  We could us your help!!  Read the Details Below!

    
CLICK HERE TO DONATE!

 You can probably find more info on this in our  FORUMS!!!. So just follow the link, sign up, and ask us personally if you have any questions.  PEACE!  Please Donate!     ~B.j.

 † Update: Sept. 19, 2005 †

Hey Everyone!!  Here's our new video!  It's called Hummer-cam, and for a good reason!  Bitches! wut?  Watch it!

    
Hummer-Cam!  HIGH QUAL./HIGH QUAL.   

 Keepin' it short this time.  Tell us what you think of the new vid on our  FORUMS!!!.  Or we quit!!!!

~B.j.

 † Update: Sept. 6, 2005 †

So we all got together this weekend and actually got a lot of new material for you bitches.  This short skit is all we have ready for  so far,  But keep checking in through out the week to view some other mis-adventures. 

And now a little about the skit below.  We basically went at this endeavor with a rough idea and little else, filmed it all in a matter of hours, and edited it the following night.  It explores the fact that just about anybody can get a fucking show on MTV.  (So there's hope for all you HG groups out there!)  But enough of my bullshit, watch the skit.

    
MTV.  HIGH QUAL./HIGH QUAL.   

 We'll say we're sorry and pretend to be serious if the skit offends anyone.  But that's about it.

Go to our  FORUMS!!! to bitch us out!  ~b.j.

 † Update: Aug. 31, 2005 †

Whoa man! Just a quick update to present this little gem.  Duran is back!! and he's brought along his famed "Whizzinator!"
For those of you who don't know, the wiener in the video is not REAL.  It's a fake rubber dong used to pass Drug Tests.  Ahem...Not that we need that sort of thing around here....ha!

    
PEE!  HIGH QUAL./HIGH QUAL.   

 We'll try to crank out another vid this weekend.  So hold your fucking breath, k?

So yea, visit our FORUMS!!!. And we'll love you forever.  ~b.j.
 

 † Update: Aug. 21, 2005 †

Alright, We're back already ya'lls.  Our current presentation is a short film written and directed by our very own Skidmarc.  Not technically a boredom-induced "vid", but close enough? eh? ... Who knows.  Just watch it, we spent a ton of time and spilled a lot of blood to get this done.  So hopefully you'll hate it!

    
Selling the Faith  HIGH QUAL./LOW QUAL.   

 That's all for now.  Tune in next week to see how big Duran's balls are!

Talk about the short film on our FORUMS!!!. ~b.j.

 † Update: Aug. 21, 2005 †

Yay, another dry spell from yours truly, B.I. dot com!!!  We suck, but to make up for it, we cooked up these goodies.  The first involves a bunch of reject footage that we were never going to do anything with anyways.  (well, except the pet store...) The sneak preview is a blooper real from the short film Marc wrote that we're workin' on.  Enjoy Bitches!
    
Random Sh*t HIGH QUAL./LOW QUAL.                  Sneak Preview!  MED QUAL./MED QUAL.

And you may have seen this floating around the net, but just remember who the fuck brought it to you:

HxC KICK IN THE FACE! MED QUAL!

So yes, enjoy those tid-bits of cinematic genius and we'll go count our money.  Peace Niggaz!

Jesus wants you to join our FORUMS!!!. ~b.j.

 † Update: July 24, 2005 †

Ok, Sorry once again for that dry spell everyone.  We've been working on some other projects lately, ...but than again, that's no fucking excuse right?  Yea, so, enough with the bullshit, here's what we got for ya.

    
  The Monitor Skit  MED QUAL.                           Broken Woody  MED QUAL.

The Monitor skit was all filmed and edited in one day.  Yesterday to be precise.  Now we can't give anything away, but we'd all definitely suggest you watch it.  This one kicks ass.  (if we don't say so our selves). 

Broken Woody, on the other hand, is a short documentary on our recent trip to pick up a new wreckin' car.  This one was filmed and edited by Skidmarc, and the music was also made by him.  We learned a valuable lesson that day.  And that is:  Don't expect a $500 dollar junker to make it very far.  :(

So enjoy the vids, and if you like them a WHOLE lot, feel free to give us a shout on our very own FORUMS!!!. ~b.j.

 † Update: June 29, 2005 †

Holy Shit!  3 Videos in 1 week!  We kick ass!

So we decided to give another  "leave it to boredom" a shot.  This one features Boner and Mullet, with a touch of random pointless violence.  (I don't think we were held enough as children...).  So yea, it's basically a Mullet snuff film!  Enjoy!

 
LITB: Random Pointless Violence!  MED QUAL.

And once you're done with that!!, try visiting our  FORUMS!!!.  Where you can see us bitch!  exxxcellent! :)

 † Update: June 24, 2005 †

Woooo!  We got a video update!  Sweeeet!

This is a long one, but hopefully you all will find this amusing.  We decided to try a cooking show parody and came up with "Aluminum Chef:  Boredom-Induced Style!" 

 
 Aluminum Chef!   MED QUAL.                 Duran & Danny:  Bums!  MED QUAL.

We may have a short edit of the aluminum chef skit up for those of you with shitty attention spans.  For now, sit thru this.  Or don't.  We don't care.  har har.  Hope you like it!


NOW ONCE AGAIN I WILL PLUG OUR -> FORUMS.  :)

 † Update: June 20, 2005 †

OK so for fuck's sake, what is wrong with us?  We disappear and leave our adoring fans out in the cold!  We are stupid bastards beyond belief.  We should be crucified up side down naked for our atrocities!!!

Ok, now that I've bitched us out, you guys can FUCKING stop.  haha! We love you. (But not in a "gay" way.) 

So in other news.  We'll probably have this 12 minute long cooking show parody we did up here in a few days.  We DON'T have a new video to throw up today, but in the mean time, check out this sweet ass comic Skidmarc made out of the orange soda skit we did.

Hey, it's not a video, but it's something!   


***For the retards:  Click the picture to go to the next page!***
Orange Soda:  The Comic!

Soooo, yea.  We'll try to get the next skit out within the next  2 days.  Please send us money for no apparent reason.

Feel our love on the B.I. FORUMS.  
 

 † Update: May 20, 2005 †

Sorry for the late update, we've been having issues updating the site.


The Mullet Didn't Come Over Today   MED QUAL.

OK here's the story behind this one. Last weekend, the mullet didn't feel like hanging out, and left me and marc to fend for ourselves.

so we made this.

wow that was a great fucking story.

Go talk about it on the FORUMS.  

 † Update: May 5, 2005 †

Woo it's The Mullet's fucking birthday!  Everyone annoy him on AIM:  two38junkie.  !!! 

In other news, we filmed some random-ass skit last weekend.  It makes no sense and probably sucks out loud, but you'll watch every goddamn second of it.  Or we'll kill your dog.  So yea.  We're still working on that short film we got planned.  It won't be done for some time, but maybe if you're all lucky, we'll get off our lazy asses and bring you some more random b.i. goodness.  

Until then, come annoy us on our forums.  We love dat shit.


        "Chinese Jibberish" -  HIGH QUAL./MED QUAL.
         
Did I mention we have a FORUM ???

werd.
 

 † Update: Apr. 17, 2005 †

So we got some good news, and some better news.  First the good news.  We managed to dig up yet another junker car to have fun with!  It's a 1981 Chevy Citation, and it purrs like Scaggie Maggie.  Ha!  You can imagine.... 

The BETTER news, is that the b.i. crew is planning on a short film!  So... We may not have a whole lot of our usual clips for a while, but if we can pull off this movie, it'll be worth it.  We swear.  Seriously.  So yea, for now check out these little clips.  We decided to give em to you in high quality, and even higher quality this time.  why?  Because we love you.  Physically if you'll let us.  Seriously.

 
        Citation Intro - MED QUAL.                 Duran & The Old Man!  -  MED QUAL.

So.... once again, I am going to blatantly plug our FORUMS before I say my usual:

PEACE!
 

 † Update: Apr. 7, 2005 †

So here's the deal people.  We got a new guy on the crew, and his name's Marc!  He recently moved down from where The Mullet and Boner used to live, and is totally into filming shit AND killing hookers!  It's fuckin' great.

On that note, since Marc happens to be a Video Editor like Boner, we decided to try a little experiment.  We filmed a skit, (using Marcs fucking amazing new camera), and decided we'd have a show down of editing skill and creativity.  We each took the same tape, captured it separately, and edited it how each of us thought it should be edited.  Below you have the out come.  Same footage, same concept, two editors. Yuh yuh, that's how we do.

 
Looking to God.     0.50min/5.7mb.                 Talking to Dog. 1.28 min./12mb.

So enjoy the new skit/skits.  And be sure to leave some effin' feed back on our FORUMS! By the way, that's  Dickaxe's awesome acting skills in the skit.  Let him know: AIM = kirkhammet1

PEACE!
 

 † Update: Mar. 26, 2005 †

Ogm OMG!!!1!!  Ok you ever had one of those really good ideas that ended up to be shitty in real life?!  Well that's what we did.  And that's the only explanation we're giving about this update.  Ok so we've been down and out for a while.  Getting our shit straight and doing.... well, what ever it is we do.  But we never stopped filming!!!  And to prove it, here's a Shit Load of Shit for all you guys to watch!  I'll dub it "B.I.'s Big Ol' Pile O' Shit!" Update.  so there you have it.  About 15 minutes of fun from us to you.  Feel free to JOIN OUR FUCKING FORUMS and tell us how cool we are.  Or just piss off.  Either way!  ~BEEJAY!

Scaggie Maggie! 8.19mb/3.18mins.            GTA/Random Shit! 15.8mb/6.38mins.            Angel/Devil Skit! 5.03mb/2.4mins.

The Final Countdown! 3.17mb/1.25mins                      Kill Yourself!!! 5.53mb/2.21                        GGW Bus! 1.42mb/0.37mins.

No but seriously.  Join the forums.  We need some fucking feed back!
By the way, this is like one long show. Thus the fucking credits in the beginning!
Word to your mother!