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Name: Adam G.
Nickname: The Mullet
Born: May, 1982
Music: Metal, Punk, Ska, Emo.
Visual Entertainment:  ATHF, Family Guy, Fight Club, Matrix, LOTR.
Hobbies: Masturbating, and only masturbating.
Fav. B.I. Vid: Trash Skit.
Worst B.I. Vid: Offroad Challenge
Why do you do this?:  Pick up Chicks!
AIM: two38junkie
E-mail: TheMullet@gmail.com
What I do here:  Actor, Stunt man, Camera work, moral support.

COMMENT on The Mullet.
Name: Alex G.
Nickname: Dickaxe
Born:  Jan, 1985
Music: Anything but rap, country, r&b and pop.
Visual Entertainment: Games, Movies, ATHF.
Hobbies: Guitar
Fav. B.I. Vid: SenateDC Dance-off or "Leave it to Boredom: Blowjob-o-matic"
Worst B.I. Vid: um. I thought the skit "gay" was pretty, well....gay.
Why do you do this?: It's fun..and I'm usually bored
AIM: Kirkhammet1
E-mail: illbehereawhile@hotmail.com
What I do here: Actor, Stuntman, Camera work, Fluffer.

COMMENT on Dickaxe.

Name: Andy E.
Nickname: Boner Jones
Born: May, 1982
Music: Every Time I Die, Slipknot, The Blood Bros., 311, Reel Big Fish, etc.
Visual Entertainment: ATHF, Beavis n Butthead, Comedy Central, Junkyard Wars.
Hobbies: Video editing, filming, 4x4's, computers, FFXI and boobies.
Fav. B.I. Vid: SenateDC Dance-off
Worst B.I. Vid: The Tomato.
Why do you do this?: I love it.
AIM: r331b1gf15h
E-mail: bonerjones@gmail.com
 What I do here:  Webmaster, editor, actor, bitch.

COMMENT on Boner Jones.

Name: Chase M.
Nickname: Chase
 Born: June, 1984
Music: ICP, TwiZtiD, TechN9ne.
Visual Entertainment: Xbox, Halo, Bootlegging DVD's
Hobbies: Bad habbits
Fav. B.I. Vid: Anything I'm in.
Worst B.I. Vid: Anything I'm not in.
Why do you do this?: So I can prove to my friends that I'm cool.
AIM: Cmebling
E-mail: Cmebling@aol.com
What I do here: Camera work, Actor, insanity.

COMMENT on Chase.
Name: Duran
Nickname: Duran
Born:  Oct. 1987
Music: industrial, metal techno trance little rap little punk
Visual Entertainment: nething funny or bloody or shocking
Hobbies: filming movies chillen token
Fav. B.I. Vid: scaggie maggie
Worst B.I. Vid:  Anything I'm not in.
Why do you do this?: i do what i want
AIM: selfcomposting
E-mail: selfcomposting@hotmail.com
What I do here:  whatever i want

COMMENT on Duran.
Name: Amanda
Nickname: Amandork
Born: Oct. 1980
Music: Arcturus, Burzum, Satyricon, Classic Rock, and Classical.
Visual Entertainment: NUN PORN!
Hobbies: Books, Drawing, Computer Shite.
Fav. B.I. Vid: Random Shit #2- Artsy Shit Flick
Worst B.I. Vid: The Girls Gone Wild Bus!
Why do you do this?: To get into Boner's pants.
AIM: Mi5anthr0pe
E-mail: mal3ficent@gmail.com
What I do here:  Promoting, camera work, some acting, stunt cock.

COMMENT on Amanda.

Also Starring:


MATT:  He's moved away to Tenn. now, but you can still see him in a few of our videos, including: Bronco II!

Billy:  He's gross!  He gets naked and rubs his balls on people! That video is soon to come! (maybe?)

Anthoney G.  Featured in "SenateDC Dance off" as well as a few others.  You'll probably be seeing more of him in some recent movies.

James M. Co-worker and neighbor to Boner.  He's willing to do some pretty disgusting things to entertain the masses.  Rawk!

AL!  The token black guy!  No, not really.  Al's awesome and willing to be a silly fuck in videos.  We know you'll love him.




The Tercel:  This humble 1992 Toyota BEAST is no longer with us, but provided us with transportation, and appeared in many skits until its untimely death, which in its self entertained thousands.

Fi-fi:  This monster lived with Boner for a little while, and might make a guest appearance soon.  Keep your eyes peeled!